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Bengals Chad Johnson somehow convinced the NFL to agree to allow the player to wear his nickname on the back of his NFL jersey this season. However this was not enough for the player as he now has it exactly as he wanted it printed on his jersey - Ochocinco as apposed to the former Ocho Cinco.
The payer took the nickname as far as ledally changing his name back in Aug. and asked the league and media to call him Chad Ocho Cinco stemming from his number 85 jersey.
The correction comes from the way his name was written during the legal name change Ochocinco.
Perhaps this will catapult the NFL into even more of a mockery with nicknames of all sorts plastering the league into a mockery style media show.
T.J. Houshmandzadeh made a final decision to sign with the Seattle Seahawks and heads west after a tough decision. “I just felt it was the best destination, it was the best team, it was the best choice for me”.
Reportedly the deal is worth more than $40 million for 5 years, $15 million of which is guaranteed. A number of factors obviously went into his decision between the three teams gunning for his talent. Quarterback Carson Palmer from his then current team the Cincinnati Bengals, the Minnesota Vikings and the team in which he finally decided on Seattle. One can only imagine that the opportunity for him on any one of those teams was a predominent aspect of his decision including the teams’ chances of winning.
Now a prize catch by the eager talons of the Seattle Seahawks they seem to be just one more step towards a solid lineup with receiver Houshmandzadeh and still holding a number four draft pick that hopeful fans are already beginning to chatter about.
Have an issue with unruly fans? text a stadium has a solution to this ongoing problem. Or is it a solution? As pointed out by Chris Chase’s Tattletales article this seems to be more of a way to create the idea of a solution to the issue and less about taking actual steps that may prevent rude behavior like curbing alcohol sales or hiring more security. These types of measures for example would cut the bottom line in a struggling NFL market, revenue.
So far the best Narc number of the 29 out of 32 stadiums offering the texting service belongs to the Cincinnati Bengals stadium who are informed to text 513-381-JERK.
It will be interesting to watch and see security runs around like a chicken with their head cutoff relying on fan feedback on where they should determine offensive behavior. After all the die hard fans are not as important as offending the once a year visitor. And what will determine offensive behavior? Better watch your P’s and Q’s as you would not want to offend your pretentious neighbor.




